I followed you. I followed you for what seemed like forever. But what it seems is not what it is. I followed you to forget about me. Not because you are particularly spectacular, but simply sparkled more than the others that one night. Just enough to catch my eye. And so I watched. And waited. And made my move. And you swallowed my attention like a shot of jack. Tossed me back in one swift glorious slam. And then immediately dropped the empty glass on the butt covered bar floor.